I know… the absolute worst case scenario, whilst performing an upgrade/change. – We thought about everything? (Hopefully…). – Are we ready to commit this upgrade? – Yes. – Months of planning and testing. Someone (you) need to press “Enter” at some point. Push the upgrade onto the farm; system-wide upgrade on 10000:s opon 1000:s of… Continue reading And It Is A Friday
Results for "failure"
The Slope
The photos were taken in one of the steepest slopes (if not the steepest) that I know of in my area. Actually it is so steep that it is hard just walking up the tarmac (in any event for me). The texts (roughly) read: Kör på! = Come on! Kötta = Go to failure Ta… Continue reading The Slope
Homeless + Cops
The first homeless person, begging, that I ever saw was in Paris around 1980. That would be about 40 years ago. I was shocked and traumatised… why are they asking for money to eat? I had never seen a beggar before in my entire life. Why? Because they did not exist in my home town… Continue reading Homeless + Cops
Mitt Jordfel Är Roligare Or Zero Is Ground
…än alla jag tidigare har känt. Det är bedrövligt. In short? Electrical issues, I have a grounding problem, it is intermittent but as long as it does not interfere with my listening I really don’t care. it is just there… in the background. “Fel” means “error” and “jordfel” means ground error, electrically. So what? Well… Continue reading Mitt Jordfel Är Roligare Or Zero Is Ground
You Say What Now?
– Develop tools for performance testing and resilience testing/chaos engineering – Analyse non-functional system design and behaviour – Define performance requirements – Support development teams as they build performance tests and set up reporting – Identify failure modes and scalability issues and provide input to architecture to resolve issues
C’est Pas Good
HTTP 500 error twice in one month? That is thoroughly un-good. 500 that is = Internal Sever Error = that is bad (hombres). It is not supposed to happen. Running Linux/Unix are you, should be stable. Need to look at the stack(s)? OK, It may be a hardware failure (mm, it happens and they’re a… Continue reading C’est Pas Good
Ambition & The Pursuit Of Bass
Sometimes I wonder. What ever the f**k happened to us all? “Bicycle Race (I Want to Ride My Bicycle)” and I do got a bike. Just like, it does not matter how many times… Photek’s “Form & Function” will probably remain the very best dumn’n’bass album ever produced; for ever, ever and ever never. Why?… Continue reading Ambition & The Pursuit Of Bass
The Small Pleasures In Life
A semi-funtioning WiFi-scanner. A salvaged multi-function waste machine? As I may have mentioned the other one stopped functioning due to lack of software drivers and it did not have these capabilities (another manufacturer I might add). Expering a choking amount of HW failures lately. “Fan Error”? The replacement has to arrive from Hong Kong. I’m… Continue reading The Small Pleasures In Life
Göra Det Enkelt För Mig Själv?
Really? Whatever happened? What went wrong? How can we fix our country? Title: translates along the lines… “The easy way out”, but it is much harsher in Swedish. Simply put it is an insult. “Feignait” could possibly be the French equivalent. A generally cowardly behavior if you like. In any event it is not flattering…… Continue reading Göra Det Enkelt För Mig Själv?
If I Ask You?
I ask you? Electro (what is it?) and you answer me “Electronic music”. That will not do. That is not an answer. It doesn’t mean anything? Void. It may be an honest response, but it is devoid of meaning. It is upsetting. I don’t know or I don’t care? Genre is not the question. I… Continue reading If I Ask You?